We love all our pups that come here to check out the latest boner-inducing fuckery we post- but sometimes the sheer wackiness of the search terms new users Google to find thePornpup does make us crack up. In no particular order here’s our top 5 of the last week- remember we’re laughing with you, there is no judgement here!
1. “gay porn star fucks self with whiskey bottle” I hope he emptied it first
2. “he raped me with a monster black cock stories” Sounds like my usual Saturday night
3. “horny horse at the fair” Not quite sure what to say about that
4. “the best way to taste your own cum” These guys can help you out
5. “why do guys fantasize about sucking black c***” Oh come on, he starred out c***. Adorable.





